Wullie

Reminded me more of Carragher's on Lescott last year (year before?). It was a fucking Rock Bottom ffs.

A solid 8 now. Just can't see where the points are coming from.

Thank fuck.

http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keating/images/r2-d2-princess-leia-hologram.jpg Help me Obafemi Martins. You're my only hope.

Hope Wright Phillips is hurt, the detestable little cheat.

Grow some fucking bollocks and change things man Kinnear ffs. Fulham away all over again at the moment.

Bit of urgency would be nice.

Let's see Lua Lua for Geremi and fucking go for it.

Fucking brilliant determination from Edgar. COME ON!!!

Good times.

Best striker, best midfielder, best defender all injured in the space of about an hour. That's got to be some sort of record.

Fuck me, Jonas has gone and got himself booked as well. We are fucked.

Bad ---> Worse.

Fucking stick on penalty. Shocking decision.

Geremi has been staggeringly bad thus far.

Aye, three years worth of season ticket money. That's a lot of chips.

They have been for a long time IMO. Thanks for the heads up Dave.

Llambias has got the nerve to wear a black and white scarf. They're taking the piss out of us.

Wonder if Harper had a word with Hart in the tunnel, probably gave him his cushion.

Aye, was just about to text Hields telling him it's that fat bastard who's nicked wor pitch.

Fighting round the world again, well round Byker anyway.

He's never a Boro fan? Cunt.

Bet Bassong can't wait to play alongside Taylor. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RrBeTZfRqt0

Wow, that is an amazing statistic. Truly scary. As many have said, Oba is our most important outfield player right now. Is it true though? I know we beat Spurs without him, but did we really only win one match during his injuries this season and the ACN last year? The only record I can find of us winning without Martins is that Spurs game. Only other game we've won without him starting was West Ham at home last season when he came off the bench on 51 minutes. Yes I am killing time.

Christ Almighty.