Magpie

Premier league announcement

Anyone contemplating wildcard with the London games most likely being postponed. Potentially have seven players that won't play this weekend!

Nah, we'll just do these games whenever they're rescheduled

Will check that mate ??

If she's died all football will be cancelled this weekend, professional anyway

Fair enough, I'll certainly add that feature. Anything else? I used to have green or red arrows for going up or down in the league

Anything above 30 is a cracking score to be honest. Early 20s the average usually. 55 is the maximum

Gameweek 7 Fulham v Chelsea Bournemouth v Brighton Leicester v Villa Liverpool v Wolves Southampton v Brentford Man City v Spurs Arsenal v Everton West Ham v Newcastle Palace v Man United Leeds v Forest

Everton 1-3 Liverpool Brentford 1-1 Leeds Chelsea 2-1 West Ham Newcastle 2-0 Palace Forest 2-0 Bournemouth Spurs 3-1 Fulham Wolves 0-0 Southampton Villa 0-3 Man City Brighton 2-0 Leicester Man Utd 2-2 Arsenal

If you predicted 1-1 and it finished 1-1 you would get 5 points. 10 points if you chose it as your double match choice ??

Fulham 1 - 1 Brighton 1 point Palace 2 - 1 Brentford 1 point Southampton 1 - 2 Chelsea 0 points Leeds 3 - 1 Everton 1 point Bournemouth 2 - 0 Wolves 1 point Arsenal 4 - 0 Villa 2 points Man City 6 - 0 Forest (double) 10 points West Ham 1 - 2 Spurs 1 point Liverpool 2 - 1 Newcastle 5 points Leicester 1 - 2 Man United 2 points

Ashby deal off

Best left back I've ever seen play for us

Reece James out tonight?

Today, hopefully. Currently nursing an horrendous hangover.

Fulham 1-1 Brighton Palace 2-1 Brentford Southampton 0-1 Chelsea Leeds 2-0 Everton Bournemouth 0-2 Wolves Arsenal 3-0 Villa Man City 4-1 Forest West Ham 1-2 Spurs Liverpool 3-0 Newcastle Leicester 1-2 Man United

If this isn't formally announced surely he has to be in the dugout for the Norwich game. Imagine the fewm if he is ??

Few left to go for gameweek 4 however I'm away to the caravan in the morning and we have another gameweek next midweek. So predict away! Gameweek 5 Fulham v Brighton Palace v Brentford Southampton v Chelsea Leeds v Everton Bournemouth v Wolves Arsenal v Villa Man City v Forest West Ham v Spurs Liverpool v Newcastle Leicester v Man United

Last match which makes it even more amusing

Popped to Maccy D's for a quarter pounder

I reckon Fender's there for a huge gig announcement next summer

Never knew he was at Dortmund