Big Geordie

That should be a red for Martinez

Judging by some of his recent choices (inc in the summer) - not a player I would want here under any circumstances. Little cunt.

Wow - belter! 1-1!

1-0 Man United

Pen Man United.

Rashford being a twat again.

Garnacho with a back pass

Mancs will end up winning this, with a spawny one.

New 'smiley' please.

Two ex-Man City players pundits on MotD - Joe Hart and Micah Richards

How come no FA Cup replays this season? PL clubs been complaining again?

Mackems get a draw at QPR

Ipswich 1 Leicester 1 Ayew

Liverpool 2 Brighton 1 Salah

Liverpool 1 Brighton 1 Gapko

Forest 2 West Ham 0 Hudson-Odoi

Bournemouth 2 Man City 0 Evanilsen

Mackems down to 10 men Jobe Bellingham - straight red

Ipswich 1 Leicester 0 Leif Davis with a raker

2nd yellow, apparently.

West Ham down to 10 men Alvarez sent off.

Forest 1 West Ham 0 Wood

Well played Eddie. 3 tough games of the last week and we've done really well. Last two games defo more like us.

Top shift, young man.

Top shift, young man.