Big Geordie

Attsu getting ready to come on.

We're hanging on Dubs keeps us in it.

Mata scores..... here we go.

Diame booked. Free-kick to Man United in dangerous position

Kenedy off - Murphy on.

Rashford off for Sanchez Kenedy down

Pogba wipes out Yedlin, as we break. Booked.

Kenedy with another great run - shoots just over.

Ritchie booked - for taking a freekick too early.::

Rashford heads a chance over.

There's a goal coming here...... Ritchie dowm

Save from Dubs!

Has Fellani gone in at DC?

Whatever happens, what a brilliant first half. Fully expect Man United to not be as bad 2nd half. It's gonna be one helluva fight. We need a 3rd.

HT "It's madness, it's football, it's Newcastle United"

Shaw wipes out Muto, as we have a break.

I'm sweating like a fat lass in a chip shop here. Howay Newcastle!

Perez misses his kick, with another chance. :: Can Man United be this bad, 2nd half?

Ref giving us nout again. A pen?!

Perez working his socks off - wins us a free kick in a dangerous position

Pogba - "Just a shit Mo Diame" Almost 3-0!

Ref only lives 6 miles from Old Trafford. nee way? Gods honest truth.

Ref only lives 6 miles from Old Trafford.

Rashford misses a sitter!