Big Geordie

Ashley chants coming through loud and clear on Radio Newcastle.

Diame heads a good chance wide.

Ground is full of spectators these days, as opposed to fans.

Dubravka tuns an effort around the post. Leicester having the better chances so far.

Ndidi heads over from a corner.

Howay!

More lies from Ashley/Bishop. Don't fall for the bullshit, folks!

West Ham 2-0 Yarmalenko

Hit

This is what Ashley deserves. I've kind of already accepted relegation - Rafa is a great coach, but the bloke is no magician.

Bravo!

Spurs win on pens......

Spurs v Watford has gone to pens.

Watford level Capout

Spurs 2 Watford 1 Lamela

Hazard makes it 2-1 to Chelsea, with a belter.

Chelsea's equalizer gone to VAR.... goal given. 1-1.

Chelsea level - Emmerson

This bloke Jiminez is a real walloper. I wonder how much Ashley and Bishop are paying him for these lies?

Justice prevails then!

Man United still benefiting from Fergie's stopwatch, I see?

Just gone 1-0 up. 1-0 at FT - Dan Maguire bagged the winner. Blyth away to Gainsborough Trinity in the next round.

Blyth got a 3-3 draw at Nantwich in the FA Cup. Replay at Croft Park on Tues night - I might try and head along.

Has the twat who threw the bottle been identified yet?

Kane scores.