Montey

Newcastle United... the club even Joe Kinnear rejected! It's like the nightmare will never end!

What about : Sir Bobby 1933-2009 Legend Ask for the little numbers they put on the shorts . Would be better if the club (or any of his other clubs) could put together an official shirt and give the proceeds to the SBR charity. I'd definitely buy one (or more) of those shirts.... no matter what they cost!

I just got home to the news of Sir Bobby's passing. Whilst we all knew it was inevitable, and we all knew that he was fighting his illness like a true Geordie hero of ages past, it is an immense shock none the less. Sir Bobby is one of the true legends of humanity, not just the great game we all loved him for, but for all that he has done to better the world. I am truly gutted at his passing, and as a fellow Robson I can but say, "You have done your name, and your people proud!" You will always live on in my, and many others' hearts.

In light of Llambias' stellar reputation for being truthful, I'm looking forward to having the club owned by a Sirious operator.

Id like both Shearer and Keegan. I'd like Shearer as the Manager, as he is new, with new ideas and new philosophies, he is also not a step back to the past and likely to doom us to repeats of past mistakes. I'd like Keegan in a DoF style role, to assist and advise Shearer and provide him with the experience required to manage in the top-flight league.

Are you shitting me? That will give them good confidence Lough a young fullback at CB, Kadar a young centrehalf at LB, Geremi a midfielder at rb. Hughton stop smoking crack. Headline: Hughton sniff's Ashley's crack!

Bananas in pyjamas are coming down the stairs, Bananas in pyjamas are coming down in pairs, Bananas in pyjamas are chasing teddy bears, 'cos on Tuesdays they all try to catch them unawares!

Let's sell the club to ManU.... I hear they have a spare 80mil lying around.

NUFC should consider hiring an executive from Leeds. At least the club would get some insight in to what's about to happen to it.

I know this isn't the real answer but.... we did, during the last game against Fulham. That goal would have seen us safe (mind, a team that wasn't total spineless wankers would have kept us up too.)

FUCK OFF Owen! FUCK OFF Butt! FUCK OFF Nolan! FUCK OFF Colocini! FUCK OFF Shola! FUCK OFF Smith! FUCK OFF R.Taylor! FUCK OFF Martins! FUCK OFF Enrique! FUCK OFF Duff! FUCK OFF everyone else who just didn't give a shite, collecting their money and leaving the fans to pick up the cheque! finally..... FUCK OFF ASHLEY!!!

Well it's been nice chatting to you blokes. Very few Championship games are ever shown in Australia, which means that at best I will be forced in to following our team through very limited post-game media reports. Consequently I won't be staying up to the wee hours of the morning to watch the game and chat with you fine folks. So until we are next in the Premier League (or its English equivalent whenever we do make it up again), I will say farewell and best of luck to you all. (I will post occasionally... but not during games).

Holy shite Butt sucks. How easy did he lose that ball?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Stick a fork in it... this stint in the Premier League is done! http://www.unknownscreenwriter.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/stick-a-fork-in-it-tn.jpg Only an act of God will save us now..... pity I don't believe in a god.

Hey Newcastle.... http://right-thoughts.us/images/uploads/knowsyousuck.jpg

With the likely shedding of staff as we enter the Championship, perhaps you should apply for tactics coach.

NUFC.com begged people to not cry about going down... I don't think its a question of trying not to cry... I think its a question of trying not to torch players cars as the white-hot rage of Toon supporters' descends on both the players and administration of Newcastle (not so) United. It's not a question of being upset about going down, its a question of being enraged about going down!

Newcastle are starting to think about passing fitness tests.

Bring Butt off, move Duff in to midfield and bring Jose in to left back.

Time to start getting used to the idea of playing Peterborough next season.

We need someone taken out of the defensive line and brought in to the midfield. We are getting totally owned in the midfield and this is leaving our back-line totally exposed and preventing adequate forward movement as we continually lose possession.

We need to switch to a 3-5-2 at half time, pulling Colo out of defence.

We need about three tbf. True... but lets start with one.

We need a goal to give us a buffer against a defending error.

We can't rely on that. We need to take the win here!