Keefaz

Don't wanna say owt rash, but impressed so far, really.

Barfa

HE SCORES WHEN HE WANTS!

Mr. Asbo, the terror swan of Cambridge, has been moved to a new home in a secret location to prevent him from attacking rowers on the Cam.

The Ba-Cisse interplay is... fucking terrible.

Decentish chance again.

Eh?

Nice corner.

Man Utd have been fucking shit.

Brilliant by Toure.

Good bitching there, Rooney. Sure I saw a little collie tail pop out there.

Rooney's played really well tonight.

Man Utd are feckin balls.

Might as well get Barca on too: they need all the help they can get, tbh. Are you for Real? You Betis I am. Sociedad humour tbh. Whatever, you cheeky upstart. Getafe my forum.

Might as well get Barca on too: they need all the help they can get, tbh. Are you for Real? You Betis I am.

"Hahahaha! Scholes has never learned to tackle has he?"

Might as well get Barca on too: they need all the help they can get, tbh.

Jones.

Ratted.

Scholes there: player of the season of the second half of the season.

Surprised at how poor Man Red have been.

Can't believe Park is still on this pitch. Is he waiting for Rooney's mouth dogs too?

I think I saw a paw there! Did anyone else see a paw?

Ooh, he bounced that ball very high there.

They need a Mike Williamson.