Keefaz

Lua lua.

Jesus Christ, man, have a tiny bit of intro to a match at least. You look up and it's already 2-2 or something.

Fuck off, ITV.

Is that a chant or has he just done that himself?

Defoe's head... looks bad.

Oh, fuck off, Wigan are fucking balls.

Canny.

Hansen, that was not a pass, you penis.

Would've been awesome if that ball had come back and whacked Reina in the face.

Honestly, I think he needs lip surgery.

Lush when Cabaye's already celebrating.

Pardew's celebration.

Just give him all the money, ffs.

Ferguson, the magnanimous cunt.

Was fine. Still looks like he's touching cloth whenever he's on the ball, like.

Brilliant tonight.

Made the required changes and showed balls.

You're a bit special.

Good, solid, consistent player. Helps that he's playing alongside one of the best CBs we've ever had, like.

Actually ruined their chances of scoring, tbh. Nice.

In the team now.

This place is boring when we play really well and win.

When our good players do the business, we really look a decent side.

Gave myself a hernia from laughing at the OG. Amazing.