Keefaz

Proof positive that Allah is top god if Portugal don't score.

Portugal all babies now. Hope they go out to a really dodgy goal.

Good job USA are shite in the box

Haha. This is crap.

England miles off the place. Look shite.

The missus thought we'd won on pens. Thought it was like deuce in tennis or a tie-break or something.

Seemed they played quite deep most of the night, presumably because their defenders are 3,000 years old. Not sure we really adapted to that too often.

Has to be Shola for me.

Looking at the wider picture, no doubt we'll see a lot of racist and violent dickheads about, but this squad and manager have attracted a much more diverse support than in the past. It's a step towards gentrification, but much rather that than the England national team remaining a host for backwards parasites. I want the WC squad to be woke as fuck and full of gays and socialists.

Think Sterling should've come off or swapped over at half time. Defenders had him sussed and ref was giving him nowt.

And now we have to wait for another 60 years.

Not a fan of these kids stepping up.

She was fit as a fiddle

Henderson basically shit

Awful tackle

He has, like.

If it goes to pens, I will die.

Send that cunt off

Walker immense this tourney.

Imagine the sort of twat you have to be...

Dude's milking this

I'd punch Pickford before games

This is looking like a more traditional England performance now.

Been real bad this half. Think we've fucked it.

Hmmm... Come on, you fuckers.