Keefaz

Passing's absolutely fucking balls.

Not great this. Need some players to step up a bit.

There is, tbh.

Fuck you, you dwarf.

GET IN!

Not the greatest possession football we've ever played.

Cheers again, ref.

They got no ballboys?

Cheers, ref, ffs.

Can't see there being too many dwarfs in Bollywood. Not ones that can dance anyway. Just got the Internets in the new house. Worth it for this alone.

Think I threw my back out cringing when Hansen started talking about 'coloured players'. Gary turned pink.

Think he showed canny restraint in not kicking his face off when it was there for the taking, tbh.

Those pictures, man.

Still like Bellamy. Watching MOTD thinking how he's still a great, underrated player. Brilliant little all-round forward: good technique, still pacey, great eye for a pass, can cross, good at dead balls, and intelligent (on the pitch).

Prick.

Like how Faurlin's injury moved around. Start at his chest and moved down to his balls.

Aye, mark him, man.

Loved that QPR defender going down like he'd been shot. Quality defending that.

Aye, I'd probably start to mark that Suarez lad. Looks alright.

Oooh, tetchy.

"We are the Zjordies..."

How nervous did Swansea start getting here?

'Overhead'? More like overleg.

Shearer's rubbish. Absolutely rubbish. Could see him biting his tongue at our game. Why? Scared he might actually say something interesting?

That is fucking unbelievable.