Keefaz

Then we must be the realer deal?

Basically Rumpelstiltskin in a puffa coat.

I've never seen another man run like Scott Parker. It's like he's borrowed someone else's legs.

How about now with the hat ? He looks like a skinny version of Gary glitter with the tash and that cap. He looks fucking terrible. To think he was once a top-class footballer boggles the mind.

Good ball in that.

Honestly, that pen decision is fucking hilarious. Stick it up your cock, Ferguson.

Normally I'd like to think I'd be quite fair about a decision like that. But: Man Utd, who gives a fuck? That's one in the eye for every terrible biased refereeing performance seen at Old Trafford.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

Nahhhh.

Fucking save.

Sturridge is quality, like. Decent on his weaker side as well.

LAWRO!

Chelsea fans have been patient with Torres considering how shit he is for them.

Motson. There are no words.

We'll concede one early doors, play valiantly for a while without really looking like scoring, and then concede another just before the end.

Still did better than Man Utd.

Oh well.

This is bit depressing.

Shoulda scored.

What a prick.

Needs to be scoring that, tbh.

Piss balls.

Fucki-ing hell.

Keeper's sketchy as fuck. I'd be pinging them in from aal ower.

Smellberg more like.