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Couldn't help but laugh that he scored with his left foot. The dafty.

That quid could've bought a week's worth of nutritional porridge for a starving African.

500-1: on Paddy Power, at least.

Is there anyone who isn't going to do a weather-based pun-fest of an intro?

Mental pen decision.

They're like the Harlem Globetrotters of the Championship.

Only 29. Thought he was about 90.

How old's Lloyd Dyer?

'king poor, that.

When he started doing those documentaries and going on about his little Perspex sheets and all that... nah...

Didn't even notice it. Dunno what that says.

I've nowt against him, really. When they blatantly time-shift his commentary, as they did today, he still sounds alright. (Is that libellous?)

A Motty montage. Smashing.

Sweating off the pounds. He must stink in this interview.

What a lovely chap.

Good work, "Elmo"--if that's even your real name.

Why's there so many Scottish managers when Scottish players are utter balls?

"Motty".

Agbonlahor looking fucking handy.

And praising Craig Bellamy, ffs, the mad cunt.

Nice.

Now that is a shit tackle.

It was the reaction. What a cunt.

Gay red card.

Fucking perverse that he finished with his left foot.