Keefaz

Good to see Guti there. Don't often find him in those positions.

Dreamboat of a corner.

Ah, Alan.

Sorry, that was just a noise.

I think they've taken my advice and moved Motson's commentary about half a second forward so it actually matches with the VT.

Norwich could do with learning when to release a bloody ball.

Sven.

Motson.

Fucking hell. He's a grown man. Applauding Balotelli for not having a hissy fit is fucking embarrassing.

Aye. When the players look like they barely give a toss anymore your time has run out.

Blackburn look terrific.

Oh, shit.

Have seen nothing but the fact is we never win at Molineux. Except we have.

If Beckham could only cross averagely and pass averagely: he would've been hopeless. The fact that he was exceptional at both of those things made him a great player. What is Jonas's exceptional attribute other than hairiness? And it's not like I dislike him: he's a fine player for us.

yeah very good pro he keeps his head down and works, very limited as a player though Not sure about limited, like. He is. Lets not fool ourselves. I agree with his professionalism, work rate and fitness though. And he is an above average dribbler/carrier of the ball (as pure dribbling, none efficiency involved @ assist/goal) If you're definition of a limited footballer is anyone who's not good enough to play for a top four club then yes, Jonas is limited. If he had CL standard finishing and assist levels he wouldn't be here, he'd be at Chelsea or Inter Milan. My definition of a limited winger would be one that can't cross, pass or shoot.

yeah very good pro he keeps his head down and works, very limited as a player though Not sure about limited, like. He is. Lets not fool ourselves. I agree with his professionalism, work rate and fitness though. And he is an above average dribbler/carrier of the ball (as pure dribbling, none efficiency involved @ assist/goal) He clearly is, like.

http://cache2.artprintimages.com/p/LRG/22/2256/97KZD00Z/art-print/4-more-years.jpg Not sure what it's supposed to mean.

Na, they're the black cats, you twonk.

Harsh.

You have severely underestimated Ashley's fucking-up skills. He's fucked his way up out of better situations that this, my friend. He can do all the fuck-ups: the 'surely not?' fuck-up, the 'surely not again' fuck-up, the surprise fuck-up, the bold fuck-up, the underhand fuck-up. He's fucked-up more times that you've had hot dinners--he's fucked up more times than he's had hot dinners: and that's a shitload. What fuck-ups do see on the horizon? God knows. It's the fuck-ups you don't see that kill you. He could sell the pitch to Sheikh Mohammed tomorrow. He could convert SJP into a Sports Direct megastore. Who knows what madness he'll come out with?

You have severely underestimated Ashley's fucking-up skills. He's fucked his way up out of better situations that this, my friend. He can do all the fuck-ups: the 'surely not?' fuck-up, the 'surely not again' fuck-up, the surprise fuck-up, the bold fuck-up, the underhand fuck-up. He's fucked-up more times that you've had hot dinners--he's fucked up more times than he's had hot dinners: and that's a shitload.

Aye, there was definitely a broken leg in there somewhere.

Stats can be funny. For example: Dyer made only 2 appearances the season we sold him to West Ham for 6m quid.

Nah, I've seen him run past people without his hammy falling off Even Dyer made 40 appearances in his first season.