Keefaz

Hadn't realised there was a swear filter.

http://memegenerator.net/Non-Twat-Footballer if you hadn't guessed.

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Wish this would just hurry up, tbh.

Aye, make it so, number one.

Didnt even play in europe which is why he can not be classed with maradona and Best True enough. In fact, can we even say, really, that he was any better than, say, Massimo Maccarone?

If Santon is going to be play better than Raylor, than I'd play him. Otherwise I'd play Raylor.

'Cleats' sounds like it should be something else.

Rich is a crack addict. There. I've said it.

Pele never played in the CL at all. Useless fucker.

If Tiote gets his shit together we'll be alreet.

You don't. Gyan would walk into your team. You don't, more like.

It isn't an incredible deal in full context. You've certainly got a outlandish fee, but lost an iconic figurehead of your team a few weeks into an already choppy season. The timing makes it a bad deal imo. Not much that £6m can do to help right now, is there? No he wasn't. He had scored 1 goal since Febuary. Of course, it doesn't help us till January till we can go and get someone else but now we are almost certainly going to recoup all of the £13m we paid for him and possibly even make a profit on him. Quinn has took Al Ain's eyes out. An iconic figurehead who was well off form. Sure you were one of those chaps who considered him the second coming of Phillips at some point? Gyan had decent stats, 10 goals from 31 appearances is not bad in PL terms but was never going to be that regular goalscorer we needed. It's also now obvious that we have been trying to offload him all summer and maybe those newspaper reports of us sending an email to clubs advertising Gyan for sale were true aswell. Nice.

What year do you think this is?! I'm hoping it's not 2008-09 when we lost against almost everyone in London... (and outside London, tbf).

London. Stuffed.

Other than when he was crippled Shearer never played as poorly as did Rooney in the World Cup.

Aye, I chuckled.

He's just played for the under 21s this week and he'll have had a full pre-season with Inter. Fair enough. Probably means he's definitely 100% ready to start a Premier League match.

None of you lads have seen him training. Could be miles behind his team-mates for all we know.

England are balls.

Really exciting match this. Nowt beats the white hot atmosphere of a home nations game.

Christ, that Google Chrome advert. Cringed so hard I've got whiplash.

Get your own opinions, man.