Keefaz

I would've thought the PL would complain about the fact we've blacked up Scott Parker and put him on the pitch.

Bothroyd's in a proper radge.

The abuse.

Get in. Fuck off.

Jonas is a massive nancy sometimes.

Colo is boss.

said it before, he's not a very good footballer but i've never known a player get fouled so much with so little reward. Aye, because he looks clumsy even doing that.

He says his practice games only last 70 minutes, so I think we'll have the edge in the last 20 when they stop playing.

I think hoofing into the wind works for us. Ball sticks a bit.

Doesn't look as bad in the replay, tbf.

A chance! We had a chance!

Can Tiote pass a ball along the ground?

Shola, go home.

Really, it's only Raylor, Obertan and Shola who are having complete shitters. Swap them out: win.

Jonas held that ball for about an hour there. Shoot, you hippy twat.

Such a risky pass that.

Been a good game, in a funny way.

Really like Best.

Could we not do with a left wing of some kind?

Nah, apparently it just looks like he doesn't try. It's looked that way for over 10 years, like.

Raylor, at least, is justifying his manager's faith in him.

Shola. Just.... Shola.

Looks fucking all brain, tbf.

Obertan can sod off. Exactly the kind of player you don't want on a night like this.

Bloody hell.