Keefaz

He's a shit Dyer.

Ultimately, he's going to fuck it up sooner or later. It's Mike Ashley, ffs.

Looks good.

Needs a new contract. Get it sorted.

Beardsley just set him back two years.

Or because they're the two youth prospects fighting for the same spot.

What is best game?

Isn't it "Daveydee"?

Could've been beat 5-0 today and he's a wanker.

Playing like an absolute fucking berk.

Might exit this thread now. Probably going to get grumpy in here now.

Really enjoyed that. Pats on the back all round, chaps.

We've absolutely mugged them.

Can't believe the time-wasting. It's not away to Juve in the fucking CL.

Oh, god. This is a turning point in one way or another.

Kick the ball as high and hard as you can. Go on! GO ON!

Tiote, if that's really your name, fuck off now and never come back.

Welll... it's a change.

Aye, Alan, that thing they're doing with the funny board with the little lights on? You can do that too!

MAKE A CHANGE! MAKE A FUCKING FUCKING CHANGE!

FFS, man, Pardew! You think the game's just going to swing our way? Make a change, you utter fucking bellend.

Ah, man. This is balls. This is total balls.

SWP has been good.

Which is saying something as you can see his head from orbit.

"And... what's this now?! He's... he's.. stepped over the ball! He pretended to kick it, but simply stepped over it! Have you ever...?!"