Keefaz

Phwoar: I'd do it.

Im guessing his email is fatbastard@[email protected]? EDIT: it won't let me bold the 2 @ symbols, that was what i was laughing at I am very much aware that i pt 2 @'s in there. He is Mike Ashley , and he'll do what he wants. is it even possible irl?! could you have an email address with an @ in the name? Probably not, it was meant as a joke i know it was meant as a joke man you don't have to keep telling me just wondered if it was possible, can't be surely Course it's not, man. You could do "fatbastard@sportsdirect"@stjamespark.com, though.

http://wow.incgamers.com/forums/images/smilies/large/smiley_french.gif "Non".

I wonder if there's any possible way to offload Smith. Is there any club deluded enough to think: "Yes, we can bring out the latent talent of this ex-Man Utd starlet"?

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2494/frenchharrybig.jpg

The only player we've actually signed played in England last season and did very well. Huh?

If you have explosive pace then you tend to get these injuries. Comes with the territory, really.

off an armless man i could understand, but a bloke in a wheelchair, due to using his arms to get about could still have a hell of a grip to put up a fight. Unless the balloon's tied to the wheelchair and you could just untie it and nick it without being seen.

"No need to fret on that score, the lad'll be a big fret."

I know I'm greedy but it'd be nice to bring in a couple of players who've actually played in England before.

Does Pardew speak French? Houllier does.

Still, nice to have a bit of a French wizard on the left. We'll be looking at an all Francophone midfield soon.

Bad groin problems and an exploded cruciate. Hmmm.

I'm concerned, by having no arms it must be at least slightly detrimental to his physical attributes... Ah, that fucking strip, man. It makes no sense.

Too many Frenchies. We're fucked.

Interesting to see the views from the outside, anyway. Some interesting points. Still: http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/3523/dbphc.jpg

Clearly photoshopped.

Sexiness. Why the hell have we signed Dave Benson-Phillips?

Can we do a chant like the Jaws theme? "Baaaa ba. Baaaa ba. Baba baba baba baba".

Amazing he's got that kind of deal at Wham. Fair play to the fat lad.

Close the window, quick!

Not the point though is it? It's all about the quality, balance and depth of the squad you are left with. Not what you do with the 4m in fee and wages freed up. Simplistic thinking David Aye, Dave. Dafty.

I'm sure there is talent there, but I doubt that Pearce has it in him to help it blossom. No imagination about our play. There were a few clear throughballs that basically no one spotted or ignored, similarly simple one-twos. Pretty depressing if you give a toss about England.

Prefer someone who speaks English, like. Can't think of any candidates, tbh.

Defender gets lost.