Keefaz

Aw, mate.

Thing is, Colombia are not at all good. Their final ball and finishing has been dogshit.

We've gone to utter shit.

Soft goal, man. Rubbish.

Colombia look about as dangerous as wet lettuce.

How can there be more Colombia fans than England? Bearing in mind they're basically a third-world country on the other side of the planet.

Sterling's touch is basically random.

Wasn't he miles off his line?

Predict now we'll get to the semis and go out with a goalkeeping howler.

Ugh. That sucks.

For fuck's fucking sake, Senegal.

Come on, that's fine.

The whale munchers are staring down the barrel.

Just get up, man. Totally pathetic.

Doing a total Germany.

Or it just confirms that Pat Nevin's a fucking idiot.

Linesmen's job now is basically just to point out the obvious.

Senegal look really fresh and on it.

I really like that VAR allows us to get the right results, but god, it's shit.

I wonder if, in the Marvel universe, Wakanda had a national team? Surely they'd have the superior training facilities and technology to be the first world champs from an African nation? Just a thought.

Ah, now I get it.

Poland are out, aren't they?

Can't see us not going on to become champs. All the other sides are rubbish.

Korean goalie looks like a lesbian electro-pop singer. Strong.

Germany, fucking shit. Definitely going to go on and win the final.