Keefaz

XISCO!

Jonas, man! He's fucking hilarious.

Jonas literally has not got a clue what to do with a football.

Shola too fast for Scholes.

Instantly look 3,000 times better since ditching Nolan.

Shola can't even pull his socks up in time for a sub at a FK.

This is getting a bit shit. May as well make some changes.

Captain. Has the added benefits of him not actually having to play.

Wiliamson, man. Just as I was saying you were alright.

If you focus on Nolan, it's almost funny. Almost.

We've been alright. Dunno what to say really. Most teams will lose here so it's hard to judge anything from this, tbf.

Where can we find a 1,000 year-old midget to play for us?

Carroll won't last.

WTF. How can he complain abuot that?

Bwahaha.

Smith's like the 5th Beatle: 5th defender nee one actually wants.

Just cracked open a bag of Maoams.

I hate us just lofting a ball in there hoping AC will win it. Lazy as fuck.

We got a point here in our relegation season. We're fucked.

That second goal is so bad.

Well. Fuck it. No different to what was expected.

I don't understand why Williamson tracked Rooney there and then ran away from him.

That's well shit.