Keefaz

Oh, fuck off.

Passing so shit.

Had genuinely forgotten he was playing. That's when he normally scores.

Fake fucking Blaydon Races. Fuck off.

Love that aimless punt forward.

Carroll will never see the ball.

Brill by Williamson.

Perch off, please. He doesn't stand a chance now on a yellow.

Oh, god.

FFS, Andy. Remove that shirt.

That Man U shirt isn't that shit-hot, tbh.

Howay, this group of lads!

That bloke had a Barton tache!

"Hey, Jose, one other thing: don't get injured."

That ginger kid, man.

Amazing place for Vuckic to come on, if he does.

Would be magic if Carroll scores.

Hughton's been doing that in the build up like. Aye, it's a bit much when it's someone attached to the club who does it.

"There's bin a burrrden."

Hope his fucking legs fall off.

Oh, fucking hell.

Fucking hell. Now we'll see every Rooney goal he's ever scored passed us.

Really it winds you up? It is just something that started out in Manchester for people to differentiate between that cities clubs & is used quite a bit nationally now. It is really no big shakes I would rather our club is refered to by it geographic part than the United bit. http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/6615/melissasears762271233.jpg

Bit scared now.

Go on, Chris. Tell Keys to fuck off.