Keefaz

Are we fuck. Fair enough. Enjoy the season.

Well, fuck all doom-mongers. I'm quite upbeat after that. This season is going to be tough, that is a given for me. I'm nailing my colours to the mast: we're staying up with this squad.

I always thought Perch was basically our bench player in that he's a sub who can (just about) cover 4/5 different positions. The bad thing is beyond Perch we still haven't got a good RB.

Thing is, Nolan was anonymous last season but weighed in with some vital goals.

A fair few positives to take from that for me, at least.

Or LB if Perch is playing there.

Shola's link-up play hasn't been bad, tbf.

Almost cush.

Howay, he had a shot on target.

See we have some more pronunciation experts on here.

The Rangers' keeper's a fucking loon, isn't he?

The crowd reaction to Xisco.

Nolan, the cunt. Would've been typical.

Someone's dropped a baby on the pitch!

Nolan is playing in a different fucking timezone to everyone else.

Love Williamson's composure. Very tidy on the ball, too.

Nonsense, tbh.

Perch is the worst left-back I've ever seen.

Think Barton's been immense, tbh.

Have to say, we've improved dramatically since they threw on that new ball.

Skipping is a quick and energy-efficient mode of travel. Oh, aye. I forgot that.

The Cloven One.

Is Shola intending to skip around the pitch? What the fuck's he doing?

I hope we don't intend on playing this offside pap against any decent sides.

Should've been another, tbh.