Keefaz

Portugal shouldn't be allowed to play football ever again. Shite.

Torres has been almost as bad as Rooney.

"Lace... and leather!"

"Tits... and ass!"

"Rhubarb... and custard!"

What the hell is sapphire and steel. I saw the DVD cover, was it a buddy cop show or something? Looks like it. I'd never fucking heard of it. He should do the lot... "Turner... and Hooch!" "Butch Cassidy... and the Sundance Kid!"

I tell you what would be better to shout rather than 'sapphire and steel': 'graft... and shaft'.

Brazil's third goal, Mikey Baby. It was the most 'Sapphire and Steel' goal i've ever seen with my own eyes. It was the embodiment of sapphire and steelism.

The greatest commentary moment since "They think it's all over..."

http://pokeland.vndv.com/images/pokemonSapphire.jpg http://gameboymulticarts.com/img/2005-03-15/SPA8U268backb.jpg

I was amazed he didn't shout "SPECIAL!" but what came after left me gobsmacked. Sapphire and steel, ffs.

Sapphire... and steel.

Sapphire and fucking steel!

Sapphire and steel!

Sapphire and steel!

Sapphire and steel!

Sapphire and steel!

Sapphire and steel!

Can't remember the match, but I remember the first time I saw him for Bayer Leverkusen. I said to my mate at the end of the game, "That Lucio's fucking terrible". But he had a mad game, honestly.

Cos' he plays some bullshit formation.

Chile's final ball, man...

Been very good this WC, tbf.

British officials to do the final??

Nice tekkas!

Looks amazing in super slow-mo.