Keefaz

Eh?

Brilliant signing by Hughton, tbh. Hope to god he stays fit.

Why do we have a random Colombian? Did his family move here?

Draw looks easy enough, tbf. Good luck to the lads.

Carroll.

You should go in and bring him out, then, cos' neeone else can.

Fuck knows. Fingers crossed for some more quality outbursts from the fat has-been throughout the season. (It's a joke, Sol. Just a joke.)

Brilliant, tbh.

Christ Almighty, we've signed a total fucking loon.

Absolutely ludicrous thread. Nice one, chaps!

Perch has played in CM has he not? Of course, he's played absolutely everywhere...

I don't fancy any of our RBs, tbh. All shit.

Perch is never our first-choice RB, is he?

It's not the appointment I have a problem with: more the fact that I can't see Beardo or Steve Stone staying at it for long. I wish we had a decent coach willing to stick at that post for 5+ years.

Because he's slow as f***. Aye, they asked him to run 5 miles. Could be waiting until tomorrow before we find out. Til we find out whether he can make the starting position or not? Til we find out if he's made it out of the car park.

Because he's slow as fuck. Aye, they asked him to run 5 miles. Could be waiting until tomorrow before we find out.

Will break his foot in his 3rd match and be out for the rest of the season.

Aye. Jay Jay Sea is actually Nicky Butt.

Does he say anything interesting?

Worth a gander. I just hope our fans are patient with him: among certain sections, if he's not outperforming Essien by Xmas, his goose'll be cooked. Um. Toon Goose Crazy For New Signing? Goose-step: Gosling walks out as first summer signing? Fuck off, then.

Not really. Loads of teenagers playing football in the parks. You get some good kickabouts with all the foreign students, tourists, etc. Brazilians, Spanish, French kids etc. all having a dig. Spent a few afternoons watching different styles of play in the youth. Saw a game with Brazilian teenagers: 10 or 11 a side all playing on a pitch they've marked out about the size of a 5-a-side pitch. ALL dribbling ALL the time. Saw a couple of English lads join in with a Spanish game and it was weird. Totally different styles but the English lads more than held their own. One of them was very Beckhamesque: lots of spread passes and pinpoint crosses, which the Spanish couldn't cope with at all. See a lot of Arsenal shirts around, tbh.

Learnt that Cambridge City play Cambridge United next week. Might get along. Dunno how strong a team United will put out...

A Kieron Dyer wannabe? That's not worth a goal.

How many shoulder injuries is that now? Seems it's going to be a big problem until the end of his career.