Keefaz

Will score now, obviously.

Simpson isn't having a cracker, like.

It is no longer Christmas. You are no longer 18 so stop living like it

Good bit o' pressure.

Derby making mistakes now. Corner to wa.

Is Loven our super-sub now, then?

Good show.

It is no longer Christmas.

Playing a bit more after the early pressure. Howay, chaps.

Cos' he's sitting in the corner.

Williamson too big to score with a header.

Simpson's bottled this.

Simpson getting bummed. Seems to struggle with players running at him?

Derby have started well here.

Bright green cycling shorts? Nice.

Is there a country song Emmylou Harris hasn't sung backing vocals on?

Appears to be playing a bloody awful country song at the minute.

Might listen to Radio Sheep for a laugh.

Lives in Boro? Prostitutes?

When did Isaac Hayes die?! WTF?

Its usually me or Michael Foster, or some Norwegian guy, who updates the Toon Wiki! Actually, I've still got him down for the Toon. Thanks for the heads up, I'll look into that. Was Longoria this lad who was looking up players on YouTube and that?

How did Richards get in there?

Got 9/1 for Colts/Saints. Only put on 10p.

Hope people went over, he's done fucking loads so far! Did about 6 in the opening 10 seconds.

Was a fucking nightmare yesterday but done alright today. Let's see if any of my wild stab in dark bets for the SB come off.