Keefaz

This is such a typical England performance.

Italy have been canny balls, tbh. No better than England, really.

Fuck you, Rooney. Fuck you.

Sounds like a computer simulation.

Chiellini is surely a weak point. Looks slow as fuck.

Pick players in form and who can run. Thought we'd have learnt this by now.

I really liked the montage of players' faces that lasted ages and meant that you didn't see any of the build-up to Spain's best chance of the game.

A true artist, the master of reinvention. Yeah, it's probably conceptual. Only in ten or twenty years will people really start to understand what Torres was really trying to say. Was it a meditation on our need for totemic heroes? A comment on the underlying emptiness of vicarious success? Was he just shit?

Think Torres must be doing it deliberately now. I mean, that was too obvious.

BBC team look pumped like they've been actually enjoying watching the game.

Holy shit. Robben.

Two defenders running to the goal-line. Hmm.

LOL!

Spanish defence is balls.

Hot fuck.

Another great goal.

Canny.

Nothing has ever been invented or said that is more annoying that someone shouting "Oi oi" in a Cockney accent.

He was a bit off his line and that put the idea into RVP's head.

Looked a pen to me.

He's made some good runs and taken defenders with him, but no one's really taking advantage of the space.

Cheer up, Thierry, man.

THAT is a fucking finish.

Nice!

Bit boring this.