Keefaz

Jonas misses by a whiska.

BWP on for Argyle.

Match-wise, we're chinning them, tbh. They just haven't turned up at all.

Sometimes, I think Greg could use a little more imagination. He should get his head up, search for different options, and stop taking the easy route. Kettle Chips?

GREG!

Torres was subbed about 30 minutes ago.

So, we go on to crush the Plymouth hordes, or we casually let them back in the game?

Steve Stone said it was 'aeaaeaaaalreet.'

Blue Doritos.

Stevie G flukes one in.

Somebody give Benayoun a hot meal. Looks like he sleeps in a cardboard box.

OH RLY? He didn't, did he? From .cock Tbf, he was easily one of our better players that season.

Now all we need is Hughton's Half-time Words of Demoralisation.

Lovelyman!

Close again. I don't like it when we miss so many chances.

Carroll is sex without orgasm. Foreplay, in fact.

Carroll misses again.

They fucking should, tbh.

Don't these tools on 5 realise we can't actually see the match?

Been close a few times.

Torres hobbled.

TALK ABOUT THE FUCKING GAME.

Liverpool are really quite bad.

"Krol"?