Keefaz

Owen to save the day!

Looks a waiter in a really bad French cafe.

Wellbeck's a total spaz.

Decent. Not done a huge amount, but put the shits up the Man Utd defence.

Just what I thought.

Wes Brown is fucking shit.

Nice tackle.

It's Dowie, man.

"Only Rooney can do that."

Wahey!

I'd give that twat a long old poke with a fucking kitchen knife.

Nice title change, btw.

I know, be nice to see Man Ure go out, but I'm sure it will pump up Beckfords price, maybe it will price us out of a move, weather or not it will be a good thing is something else. He's still only a League 1 striker. Where's he gonna go? Chelsea? I can see one of the crappier Premier League teams panicking and enquiring. That alone will double his price. It's already sewn up [/skirge]

I know, be nice to see Man Ure go out, but I'm sure it will pump up Beckfords price, maybe it will price us out of a move, weather or not it will be a good thing is something else. He's still only a League 1 striker. Where's he gonna go? Chelsea?

Tbf, they've been quite shit. It's nowt in comparison to what Ferguson will say.

That fat kid in the Leeds fans.

Used to live in Leeds & never met a Leeds fan that wasn't a t*** I'm still yet to meet a Yorkshire person that isn't a t***, and some of my family live in Yorkshire. I lived in Leeds for a year and found the complete opposite. Maybe Im a t***. That aside it's a mint watch, this. To me they just seem to have the I'm better then you attitude. Ste will know what I mean by our friends GF, what a bitch she is, and her family. Emma or Kirsty? Emma, Kirsty is a slag from Howdon, and she's not the GF of my friend. Bruce is a f***ing jerk. Same Kirsty that turned down your strong advances I was not aware Miss Piggy was from Yorkshire. Leeds will grab another goal on the counter. I so she says, I wouldn't touch her with a cattle rod. Aye, little miss piggy is from Yorkshire, Leeds infact, her mam and her support man ure, and her dad and borther support Leeds. You two, man, fuck off.

What was that little conference about? Beckford was like, "Na, bruv, I do what I want, innit?"

Is Obertan a winger? Because he looks like he's never beaten a full-back in his life.

Rooney seriously thinks he's Zidane. 50% of the things he's tries don't come off.

Tyledsley has actually become a parody of himself.

Another good chance for Leeds. You can see they're a good team who know their jobs.

Neville' passing's been shite.

Beckford did well to recover after his first touch, tbh. Anyway, Skirge says it's a done deal.

Bloody awful goal to concede, tbh.