Keefaz

Smith injured, Pancake shit, Shola done nothing, Krul nowt to do.

God. This match is turning into a nightmare.

Corner. Short corner.

Boooooo. Warranted.

Pancrate's performance: flat.

Aye. Possible cheekbone fracture. Maybe just concussion.

7-0. Glad I put that 7-0 scorecast on.

Needs match-time, tbf.

Another campaign where he'll have done virtually nothing, then.

Where is Barton, btw? Haven't heard anything about a return date for him.

Smith down and out?

FFS, he is shit. End of. Might be that, too.

Big Andy coming on. Just stick it on his head and we'll be alright.

Agree with Lowes: think he's trying too hard. Fans probably expect too much, too, after his goal against Watford.

Pancake is just a loon, I think.

Got a contract with Bird's custard saying we have to wear it at least 15 games this season.

Strong young boy doing well again. He's a delight.

I'd get Carroll on. Would suit his game, this, I think.

I complain about Lowes, Ando, etc. but they are the radio equivalent of Dickens in terms of scene-setting in comparison to that lot on Radio Devon. No idea what was going on, tbh.

Let's just win the FA Cup every season and get into Europe that way. Who needs PL?

Referee is such a bloody Duguider. Boooooooooo.

Wiley's been canny soft.

Makes no odds to us if we play our usual long ball style.

Anyone got owt on Reading-Liverpool?

"N-n-n-n-n-nineteen minutes gone, there. N-n-n-n-n-nineteen."