Keefaz

That QPR fella should take lessons from Gerrard.

Imagine his pubes.

Boro Pigbagged.

Being relegated was awful, but if someone had told me at the time I'd have to watch our highlights on this fucking show, I'd have topped myself.

This fucking show.

His feet are about a mile from his brain, though, tbf.

Big Sam's ideal performance that, 0-0.

Who's right ? Me, because the first bit 'highlight' was just an establishing shot.

Good dive.

One highlight from the first half.

Canny atmosphere at Ewood, like. Fucking hell.

Mick McCarthy's got the blues.

I hope Pancake's lives up to the hype.

Wolves about 3 players offside.

Christ. Andy O'Brien looks like he's been living on the street.

Go on, Liverpool!

"Uh, no, it wasn't a penalty. But IT DEFINITELY WASN'T A DIVE!"

Fair play to Dindane: I'd have been embarrassed to take that pen as well.

Dorty diving cunt.

Aye. Pisses you off, doesn't it? Seems to have been happening for fucking yonks now. We're a graveyard for good footballers. Good footballers + shit manager = shit football.

Aye. Pisses you off, doesn't it?

True, that. And players not capitalising on the fact they can't be offside.

Milner's goal: awesome.

Hull's fucking defending.