Keefaz

Luke Steele fucked right up, apparently. This league...

Nolan is a goal machine. Assist Carroll.

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Good atmos.

Decent change in the first couple of minutes from a NICKY BUTT ball.

Ooh. Potency on the bench!

Sounds like a surprisingly good game.

Has been superb this season whenever I've seen him.

That'll keep the confidence high... I think it's 'a joke'.

The wearing of frilly knickers is to Jon's otherwise tepid love-life what Pancrate's goal is to our season.

We seem very conservative as a team, tbh. Confidence? Scared to make mistakes?

The last thing we need--particularly away from home--is Nicky Butt.

Whereas Jonas just turns 90 degrees clockwise and avoids them all together...

Really rated him. Still, he was bald at about 21, so it was coming...

Footballer in 'able to read' shocker.

Is Shola red inj or orange inj?

Or goalkeepers always complaining about a new ball.

Good signing all round, I think.

How could it possibly happen? Most ridiculous idea I've ever heard. The idea that a team could win the league or get relegated based on a random match is an absolute non-starter.

Mate I haven't spoken to for months sent me a txt "Nile Ranger just scored!!!!"

This, for all sorts of reasons.

Unmissable, tbh.

Christ, I hope Liverpool lose against Arsenal.

Bignose crying. Tough shit.