Keefaz

Canny player him. He's got a foot like a traction engine!

Kettering only have one player and that's Partridge on the left.

Aye, as ever Keef. Kettering getting absolutely facebummed off the pitch. Predictably.

Magic of the cup, anyone?

I reckon his conversion rate this season could tempt a few clubs into gambling on him. Maybe I've adjusted to the Championship mentality too quickly. £5m seems like a lot, but he can (apparently) get you goals (at this level).

IMO, it's a save that you only see the best keepers make, the best keeprs are the ones who use their whole body to stop the ball, hands,feet, head anything. Where as a keepr might try to get down to it, Harper just used his foot. What? You asked what is a world class save. I said it's the type of save you only see a top goalkeeper make... Nah, the bit about a poorer keeper only blocking shots with his hands or something. Makes no sense, man.

IMO, it's a save that you only see the best keepers make, the best keeprs are the ones who use their whole body to stop the ball, hands,feet, head anything. Where as a keepr might try to get down to it, Harper just used his foot. What?

5m for Nolan? What currency are we talking?

What is a world class save? Absolutely bloody meaningless phrase. (Not aimed at you, Nixon).

It's an exaggeration because he is not a certainty at all.

You applauding your own post, Interpolinca?

With Alano Hansenez?

Was actually a great goal, btw. Defending wasn't brilliant, like.

"Plenty of Newcastle fans" writing in. I'm embarrassed.

Presenter looked interested.... flipping through the pages of his notes whilst Steve Claridge was talking Can't blame him, tbh. I tend to tune out when Claridge starts talking.

Why's Steve "500 clubs" Claridge purple?

Nice goalie's kit, there.

Shit tackle, tbh.

And that's it.

Good goal.

Us!

Outrageous.

I wonder if it's as uncomfortable for them to make as it is to watch?

Looked like the manager of 60s pop group.

Argh! Make them stop talking!