Keefaz

Ha. I don't think I've ever seen anyone jump behind the ball like J. Cole did there to get it in front of him.

Ref's a bit fucky.

Boos for Cole and Anelka are boring.

Someone threw their camera?

Arse.

That's it, Kelly, give the ball-bag a good squeeze at the end of it.

Bet we get bloody Leeds.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,65943.0.html

He looks like someone I know Looks like a zombie Elliot Smith.

He's an eloquent young man.

Good prize that.

In the draw.

I'm waiting for him to unleash some skills.

Has to sack himself in the morning, poor sod.

Great cross and header that.

Pissballs.

Proper goalmouth scrap.

Aye.

Becchio on.

Thing is he'd been absolutely shite as well. Aye. And then the ast. manager says, "Well... that's modern-day footballers".

Kettering parking the bus.

Good flounce by Kettering's striker earlier on, btw.

Get in! Kettering score.

Dave! Dave!

When is kick-off for The Big 'Un?