Keefaz

cuntbags. fucking cuntbags. fuck all of them. fuck them in the fucking arse fuck fuck. What are you doing, you silly twat?

I would like to see Messi come on as sub.

Aye, he's looked good.

Beckham's put in some great balls that these cunts just can't do anything with.

Hit the ball, you cunt!

Aye... it'll turn around... I wouldn't bet on it. They're all over the shop.

What is the typical MLS fan?

LA look shite at the minute.

Beautiful ball by Beckham wasted.

Can't be arsed if this goes to extra-time.

This is ridiculous.

Pen?

It's a bit pinball-y on this pitch.

Well, how long does he have left?

You're assuming he'll ever be onside. Looked off to me that time too.

Think he got two pairs of boots in the groin simultaneously.

Goalie's killed himself.

Can't imagine Motson catching a fish like that. Fair play.

You're assuming he'll ever be onside.

Who is this chick?

I like their little prozone jobby there, though.

Third Eye Blind?

Great shutting out, Kasey. Hell of a job.

Kasey Keller!

You should defend their honour!