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Nicolas Anelka, £500k - £23m. Boumsong £0, £8.5m 5 months later. Almost makes up for the 15 trillion we lost out on Michael Owen.

I can barely think of a single reason why Bassong would stay, ffs.

Probably the fucking Bailiffs!!!!!! What the fuck's he doing down there? http://www.trembirth.demon.co.uk/lookread/wordy.jpg

Loyalty. :lol: :lol:

On the cutting edge as per usual, Dave. If you like that, you might want to check out this other band called The Rolling Stones. They could be the next big thing. What? I'm not allowed to like Jimi Hendrix now? No.

On the cutting edge as per usual, Dave. If you like that, you might want to check out this other band called The Rolling Stones. They could be the next big thing.

Dare I ask... Whats the 1%? Seagul.

David Craig is so full of shit his body is now composed of 99% shit.

I would sit on a throne, pitch-side, and communicate directly with the players and my puppet-manager via a loudhailer. All players would be required to kiss my feet every match day and pay their respects through offerings of KFC left in the hallowed Guilded Bucket of NUFC Chicken. I'd have the entire frame of each goal painted with gold leaf before every home game by Freddie Shepherd who I keep on a chain and call Slothgobber and each blade of grass would be individually trimmed with nail scissors to my specification by David O'Leary. T'would be grand.

Wahey! God, I hope we get him in just for the puns.

If his bid succeeds, guaranteed headline for the Chron: Moat-toon.

Any truth in the rumour than Moat has been talking to our former chairman for weeks for champagne breakfasts? I mean, Moat and Mort in monthly Moet meetings.

I thought that, he's a sly old fox baggy face Erm how? Aside from saving 2 days pay what does it acheive? He is unavailable regardless so when he signs is irrelevant isnt it? Bassong suspended for WBA means one games less suspended for Spurs, ie none And? Either way he is unavailable for Spurs first game so when they buy him makes no difference at all aside from a few days pay. If anything its a few days less training for him to have. We kick off a week earlier than the PL.

Hold on. Is something actually happening?

Having said all this, the article's probably a load of Daily Mailesque shite.

What, they're saying he was a fucking football giant, Mohammed?

Thoughts? Anyone?

It's utter bollocks, obviously.

It's bullshit. Everyone chill out. The title should read "JFK SAYS he WAS offered a two-year deal"

I don't see anything wrong in wishing a painful death for Mike Ashley -- it's only wishful thinking, after all, and does no harm. The problem is that it's written down and displayed in such a disgraceful manner, smearing the commemoration of Bobby Robson, a true gentleman. It's totally unnecessary, and in exceptionally poor taste. Agree with this, but it's just one muppet in a sea of what has been a great show of love and respect from Geordies, Mackems and folk across the world.

Going down today. Was thinking about taking down a shirt with a message from NO? What do you chaps think?

Howard Wilkinson. Nailed on.

What is the size of the allocation? 2,700 Pretty good going that.

No. Ugly Mackems told us Keegan had left days before it was confirmed. edit: Oh! and I said we'd be signing Owen weeks before we did Tbf, I predicted about five years ago that we'd sign Owen. fair enough, but I actually knew we'd put a bid in OK. Apart from that, though, I don't think anyone's ever been right about anything. Pretty shite, really.

No. Ugly Mackems told us Keegan had left days before it was confirmed. edit: Oh! and I said we'd be signing Owen weeks before we did Tbf, I predicted about six years ago that we'd sign Owen.