Keefaz

Sounds like we're being played like chumps yet again by agents.

We've been shit since 2004, though.

Downing's in a good run of form at the minute, so would be happy if he missed out.

In my experience, more people like Milner in real life than do on this board.

All those 'East Asians', it would seem.

Anyway, back on topic: let's stuff the Beasts. I'm going round my dad's now to put up some curtain rails [off-topic]. Also, thank God that avatar's gone.

Apparently. This thread is educational as well as entertaining.

Aye, just the seven hours or whatever the flight is... after playing in a crucial game on the Thursday night... No chance is there, really? Aye, but the time zone's only +2 or something. He's only sitting on his arse for 7 hours (minus the two hours he gains). Wasn't meant to quote Alex, man! Senegal will have played 3 games within 7 days by the close of play tonight, with Beye and Faye playing in every single minute of them (so far). Then they're going to fly back to London from Ghana immediately, after being knocked out, get back up to Newcastle probably some time Friday afternoon and be considered to start against Boro early Sunday afternoon? The comparison with Asprilla, an attacking player, is wonky, who flew in from Italy, not to mention the fact that he came on with a few party pieces and an assist. People are clutching at straws. I want my straws!

I think there's a chance.

Aye, just the seven hours or whatever the flight is... after playing in a crucial game on the Thursday night... No chance is there, really? Aye, but the time zone's only +2 or something. He's only sitting on his arse for 7 hours (minus the two hours he gains).

Tbh, I don't want to be melodramatic, but I'd be gutted if we didn't win this one.

For me: Ameobi, Emre, Carr. In an ideal world, I'd get rid of Rozehnal as I just don't think he has what it takes to play in the PL. Maybe Geremi, too.

Smith the easy one to target again? I can think of 5 or 6 who were worse than him. Aye, in the entire world, maybe.

Be a man! Rozehnal: in or out? In. Good backup. Not everyone can be an outstanding first teamer. I'll make it easy for you. Cacapa: in or out?

That's bad news.

Possibly, poss-ibly a touch unrealistic there. I'm not sure even the legend that is Dennis Wise could hope to replace 15 players.

He hasn't given me one, so he must be talking about Skirge.

Be a man! Rozehnal: in or out?

I'm trying to work out what the asterisk in your sig could be keeping place for. Guy? Goy, a disparaging term for one who is not a Jew? Gly: AKA glycine, a nonessential amino acid?

When we eventually crawl over the finishing line this season, who should we be looking to replace in the transfer market? How many of Big Sam's signings would you hold on to? (Assuming we've not been relegated, like, and have to bring Robbie Elliot and Steve Watson back)

Spanish Finger.

2 points gained from the last 24. Howay, Boro, just roll over and die.

His credentials are all the great foreign players Charlton signed. Aye, but Real Madrid got some canny players.

Not sure about that, Marca said the bid went in for him a week ago. So... yes, then.

Also, does this mean we'll have 5 first-team centre-backs? Doesn't sound like Newcastle at all.