Keefaz

I wish Rooney would play properly for England. He's so shit.

This is bloody awful. And ultimately what? We either screw up a pen shootout or get humped by the Germans.

I wish someone would contest one of these dropballs sometime. Would be mint.

Just keep humping it to Carroll: the only tactic that's actually working at the minute, tbh.

Do we want to hear from Jurgen Klinsmann? Who gives a fuck?

Has he touched the ball?

Na, he's kept it pretty tidy and usually found a pass, tbf.

Carroll's been wicked since he's been on, imo.

Our offside trap is working perfectly. It's only the 500 times Balotelli's managed to slip it.

Rooney, just for laughs.

Parker won't make the distance, imo. He can rarely make a full 90 without looking like he's dying.

The world would explode.

Why didn't Young go for goal there, btw? Pussy.

Overplayed a bit there, like.

Rooney's a fucking cunt.

Carroll's been really positive since he's been on.

This is grim.

Rooney's hair.

Sometimes it's mind-boggling that these players can't find their player over just 10 yards.

Terry's done canny, like.

Apart from all the chances he's fluffed. Aye.

Balo's been mint, like.

Can't believe Young is still on. WTF?

Young has continually dropped us in the shit.