Keefaz

This LB is really good.

I really like the enthusiasm they show.

At least one Mario is capable of scoring.

Think Russia have been canny balls, tbh.

No New Zealand or feckin Micronesia either.

Love it when a shot goes out for a throw-in.

Poland surely favourites to win the tournament now.

Nice.

Howay, you Polish fucks.

Carragher actually talking some sense. Sadly, in a voice that sounds like a fucked-up dalek.

If Kerzhakov had got on the end of that it'd have landed in the dugout.

Canny baal in.

Kerzhakov... mad-footed cunt.

Feck. Poland need to make the most of these chances.

Poles passing it about nicely here.

Nice move.

Actually tried to look round the linesman when he got in the way there.

Irish girl's been the best so far, I think.

Italy / Iniesta.

what the f*** are they doing in poland? all our group games and the quarters if we make it would all be in ukraine. seems like shitty preparation to me. Are you aware they've been in Krakow thus far? We chose Poland before the draw was made and refused to change it. no. couldn't they have gotten a refund ffs? Aye, but they would've kept the £20 booking fee regardless. Joke.

Alreet. It's just Sweden, ffs.

So there's hope for us all? That's what I learned that day.

Ukraine look astonishingly shit at the back.

One of the most beautiful girls I've ever met was Ukrainian. Was married to the ugliest fat fucker imaginable.

Bellmander.