Keefaz

Skint.

Sure it's not lower tier NW corner? There's usually seats there for some reason.

I like him. He looks like a footballer out of a comic book. Especially his cartoon knees. Straight out the Dandy.

Christ. They were reminiscing on the radio today about when Keegan signed Macken for something like 4 million quid. Non that of that, please, Kevin.

Italia '90. It reignited the passion in my dad and that's what did it for me. My dad's still a big football fan, but only a Newcastle fan in name. He doesn't invest any dreams in NUFC anymore, I think they broke his heart too many times.

These all say the same thing.

Good time to maximise the charva count.

Think when he's played in the last year or so, he hasn't actually been that bad.

Flashing morse code: IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME.

Is that really necessary? What?

I pressed it and the screen's gone black and nowt's happening. Too slow, slowy. I was making the missus a cuppa. She has woman trouble.

One million to everybody!

I pressed it and the screen's gone black and nowt's happening.

Apparently Duff was top notch today. Might finally see the real Damien Duff.

Save from Duff shot.

Ole! Properly bumming them in the face, posession football with 10 players.

Thump every team 10-0?

Zog off after destroying Stoke.

Fuck off, Stoke, you tramps.

Blinding goal by Duff!

Milner with a propa cush goal!

Second goal: decent corner whipped in by Zog. Nearish post header by Cacapa, nee marking.

Bad tackle by Eustace, btw, still no need for Emre's retribution.

Owen: poacher's goal after good work by Duff and Duke

Goal on BBC1 now!