Keefaz

KK's in the house!

Stoke are playing well, sounds like, tbh.

Balls. Wish I was down there now.

KEEGAN! KEEGAN! KEEGAN! KEEGAN! KEEGAN! KEEGAN! KEEGAN!

OWENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Stoke giving us the spank. Why aren't we awesome? We should be awesome!

Keegan out?

Not by choice, I'm sure. Only players fit & available.

Come on , you fucking bastards. Don't lost, ffs.

SSN saying Mort and Keegan are en route to SJP as I type. Hot shit!

That fella with the box of Special K cereal.

Well, I'm pretty sure Bolton are going to get their faces bummed right off.

I've just punched a horse!

Indeed. The whole of Tyneside has exploded.

Just buy 'em online, you mentalist.

You're trying your best to hide it, but I know you're overjoyed really. I really wish I were. Honestly; I really wish I could be overjoyed at this appointment. Maybe it's because I'm now in my 30s that I think it smacks of getting back together with a girl you liked when you were in your teens. It's just not the same, not at all. Imagine if we were to appoint someone with his qualifications and record, but who didn't have that sentimental connection. Doesn't quite bear thinking about. Incidentally, before some monosyllabic twunt chimes in, this doesn't mean I don't support Newcastle Utd. It just means I have more than two black and white brain cells to rub together. That's sums up my logical reaction to the news, but there's another part that's ludicrously excited by it.

She's not, like, but she looks like a right dorty cow.

You're trying your best to hide it, but I know you're overjoyed really.

That's the spirit!

Thread on mancityfans.net concerning this topic contains zero lols and near universal happiness/support that KK is back in the game (altho some sceptism over whether or not this will be a success). Really? How did you rate your time with KK?

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y113/adamcharney/HomestarRunner.jpg Buhleted!

Received texts from mackem, Spurs and Arsenal supporting mates. All read like this: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

I'm scared, tbh. This might kill Keegan.

My socks have shot off and tried to strangle a dog that was having a shit outside.