Keefaz

You had ITV on didn't you? Rozehnal? He was near-on terrible Howay. I thought he was almost reminiscent of Beckham at times. I mean, those times when he jumped out of tackles on the wing, obviously.

Let's get them back to SJP and batter them. We often have games like this in the cup, regardless of who's manager.

True.

Smith is so bad it's make me cry.

To be fair to Butt, I think he's the only one who wanted to win this.

Rozehnal, you fucking fanny.

Think Butt's done alright, tbh. A lot of it hasn't quite come off, but he's worked his socks off and tried to make things happen.

Everything about this match has been shit: commentary, performance, quality. A turdfest of football.

I'm de-Christmassing my avatar for these rank performance.

Oh, God. We're gonna lose. Allardyce, man, fucking sort it out.

Smith is a complete shitbag. An abysmal midfielder.

Let's see a change, this is fucking turgid.

Think Faye's been excellent. That's about it. This fella coming on looks like they found him in a skip.

Good block, Taylor.

Smith, please fuck off.

WTF?!

I'd prefer left-back. LEFT BACK IN THE DRESSING ROOM! He's nominally a striker, but he's acually the most defensive player we have. And not in a good way. Like Parker x 10.

Viduka, pissed again.

I think we should play Smith at RB.

Yep.

Rozehnal

Butt

That second touch:

Crooks' protege has poked his eye out.

Eh? I recall him making one rushed pass that went out, other than that he has been faultless. Good on the ball. Agreed. Sorry, I was rushed. Looks comfortable on the ball and has done well defensively, but not sure at all about his passing or vision. Seems to pick the wrong option a lot and love his digs down the line.