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Doesn't do much for the image of the game when teams are winning 10-0.

'We've got more bridges than you've got fans' My mate's own chant to Boro last season.

You suggesting Wenger's trying to make foie gras from the youth team? Outrageous.

'I call upon this football club to do everything they can to win matches. Thank you. Now watch this drive.'

nufc.com has him being born in amsterdam si i guess they may register births,what with them being a civilised european country and all. Aye, not like them backward African countries, like.

I dunno about that. I thought he was trying his best to play down any 'Shearer to be next Toon boss, exclusive' reports that pop up whenever he's asked about becoming a potential Newcastle boss sometime in the future.

I dunno. The fans were out of order, I think. Give him a boo when he comes on, but to boo him when he's on the ball isn't right and doesn't help anyone.

What did he say? Turned it off as soon as McLaren came on.

Thought Heskey did really well. Good on him. Wonder if he'll play against Russia. Excellent goal by Owen. Good performance against a pretty shit Israel.

His mam was sat on the border when she had him. Oh. The England-Nigeria border? My missus had the misfortune of being born in Austria while her parents were working there. Wonder if she'd qualify for their national team?

Half Nigerian? What's that mean?

No, he's been offered more than that. Does anyone actually know? There's too many my nan's postman's brother stories in this thread.

Is he looking for parity with Milner and N'Zogbia? If so, I don't think it's a problem, but if he's asking for more then he should be given a good slap.

On the right wing? Yes. Well, right side of the front 3.

We'll play Duff there.

Christ. Let's not turn this into some Eurovision Song Contest.

The Stat King says: 2001-02. We have only bettered that points return on four occasions in't Premier League: 94-95, 95-96, 97-98, 2000-01.

He'll Start arsenal away in the carling cup. Les will be on the bench ---------------------Given Beye-----Cacapa--------Rozy----Enrique ----------------------Butt -----------Geremi--------Zog ---------Martins---------------Milner -------------------Shearer Bench: Burridge, Beresford, Beardsley, Viduka, Sir Les. Its great news. Though, assuming a max. of 3 substitutions, not all of the legends will play. Its a shame.

Think Torres looks very good. If it really clicks for him he's going to cause a lot of trouble for defenders and goalkeepers. Fabregas looks good and a like the cut of the new Citeh's gib, but I wonder if they'll have staying power. Anelka's looked fantastic, even when Bolton havent been doing that great. For us, our two new CBs Rozehnal and Cacapa have looked good so far.

Cheaper prices for cup games, particularly League Cup matches and early UEFA Cup matches against rubbish opposition. Even once as an experiment to see if we can't boost attendances from 25-30K to something much higher. A large, well-lit underpass to help fans get to and from the Chinatown area without getting hit by a bus. Important staff appointment announcements. Who this person is and what their role is. I think thespence made a great point about the increased number of black people moving into the area that aren't coming to matches, plus the boosting the numbers of active supporters in the Chinese and Asian communities in North Tyneside. Newcastle is their club too. Tart up the ground a bit. The inside areas that are grey concrete could easily have professional murals or kids from local schools could be invited to submit artwork. East stand outside is very dull: surely that is a potential blank canvas? Outside is looking a little grubby and the suggestions of having the stadium floodlit would be breathtaking, perhaps sponsorship could be found for such a venture in return for a section of illuminated advertising on a prominent part of the stadium? Open training sessions would be great if only every few weeks. Old end of season reviews on DVD.

Anything with the lyrics 'Why aye, why aye, man' should never be played.

I like it at the end where it goes 'Dumma dumma dum' and every goes 'Howaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, you fucking cunts' or whatever. No idea why it shoeldn't be played, just cos' it's cheesy sax music doesn't mean it's not awesome.

Selling your story to the NOTW.... £20k Letting everyone in the country know you're a fucking whore... PRICELESS

Where's the photos of these hoowas, then?

Great news.