Keefaz

Bloody hell!

Been pretty even, really, just needed someone to stick it away when the chances came.

Need to regroup here. Someone needs to bottle Elano.

Elano: fucking awful tackle.

Fuckers. We should've been 1 up at least.

Big shites.

Shites.

LET'S BUM THEM IN THE FACE!

We're playing a bit here. What's going on?

Christ, man! Just score!

Martins is displaying classic headless chickeness here.

Not sure about this Citeh keeper, like. This is ours for the taking, I think.

Howay, you Brazilian fanny.

Beye is king of the world.

Owen is a better player than Agbonlahor by some distance. Bring him into the squad by all means, but let's not fool ourselves here.

Worst tackle ever, tbh.

Good that he had to time to grin about it afterwards. Oopsy!

Is Glen Johnson planning on auditioning for a Jackson Five biopic?

O'Neill trying to knock Laursen out?

How was the ref in your match, Brum? Seems a bit pernickety.

What a scrappy match.

He's a very good player already, to be fair. And you say "disappointed again" - when did he last disappoint? Turned HTT down one night back in the summer of '63.

The Man-U wankathon on MOTD is beyond belief.

He's even crap on FM.