Keefaz

LOL Taking the piss out of Crooks.

Hansen, fuck off, man. Stoke have been shit.

I'll pay someone £500 to invent a Garth Crooks filter.

Stoke = shit. Fuck off, 'pundits'.

What a shithole of a match. NICE WORK, SMITH!

I'm not sure about Enrique, tbh. Doesn't look all that to me.

Nice shot, like.

Enrique loves just belting it down the line.

Fucking Bennet, fuck off you fucking twat.

That's a fucking foul, you twat.

Smith is scared of the ball.

I've on idea what the commentators are on about. Stoke look hopeless to me.

Fuller:

SMITH, MAN, FUCKING DO SOMETHING!

We're going to have to go through the middle here. Getting no time on the wings.

They've been all over Zoggy.

He's easily one of the most invisible players we've ever had.

Stoke fans: so hyper. Like little kids.

Throw some body shapes? Disco!

It's like he's lost the confidence to try. Prefers to pass back. Or the fact he's on his weaker side perhaps? Can't remember him doing on the left either tbh. Me neither. We look so ropey running back to our goal.

Owen, ffs, man.

Commentary is fucking turgid.

Duff will never beat the fullback here.

Faye: