Keefaz

Think Ronaldo's use of the ball has been very poor.

That Fletcher's been shite, an all. No where near good enough at that level.

Well... that gamble didn't pay off, then.

Still think Scholes is the only one with brains enough to take them on.

I think Milan's defending as a team has been top notch.

Is Ronaldo's plan to keep running into players all night and try to wear them down?

Also: wanting too much time on the ball.

Man Utd players bitching like a bunch of fucking nancies.

Barely a FK, tbh.

Heinze's been wank again, really, and I count myself as a fan.

Scholes is the only one who can win it here, I think.

Christ! Milan players excellent at moving into space.

Ronaldo: Getting pissed off because he's getting squeezed out the game by good defending.

Milan working so hard to close players down.

It was Heinze's pass back into the middle. Mental.

Nice defending!

Are we watching the same game? Aye. Just as I said it Man Utd didn't get the ball for about 3 minutes!

Gattuso has someone to tie his boots for him!

All Man U, tbh. Wonder if Milan fancy defending for 80 minutes.

We're not playing, mate.

I think it's that sponsor logo: rank.

Chelsea were all long ball in the first leg. But the amount of attractive football over the two matches was minimal. The only reason I want to see Joe Cole play is because Jose has yet to beat all football out of him and turn him into another robot.

He really has worked wonders with our defenders, hasn't he. I got shot down back then for not getting carried away so early... Not that it's got anything to do with this, but I went out for a meal last night with the missus and a bloke on the table opposite had a monocle. Looked ridiculous.

Tbh, Mourinho sits like that half the time. I don't think it means anything.

I'm not sure I believe this. Shit? A bag of shit? Was it not just a pie?