Keefaz

Loved Jeff Stelling's reaction. "Was probably just handbags". :lol:

Only just realised have they? Just as they said it, we've actually had 3/4 good chances.

Couple of decent chances in a row. Parker's got nee nous in front of goal.

One of the biggest growing sports around, innit? Give it a few years and it might actually be watchable.

Just listening to this is depressing. Defending awful. Owen playing on the half-way line.

Bentley or Milner?

Jesus christ thats insane....maybe they CAN do it.... Bring on the lawsuit by the other bottom 6. Forget the lawsuit. I think the chairmen should just fight it out. Get them all out on the pitch at Wembley, last man standing.

Berbatov... Tevez if he can keep the Hammers up.

Sibierski=Signing of the season Thats what Roeder thinks apparently Just saw this morning that Citeh are going to finish with a record for lowest number of goals scored at home in the entire league. That's what you get when you let your super-striker go for nowt.

'Fraid not, dude.

Anyone know what awards Milner recieved before the match?

Christ. This sounds shit.

Maybe if they beat us 6-0.

Not really. If we lose badly, though, the boos'll ring out.

Well, at least he's good in the air.

Bramble snoozing?

McCarthy, good player.

Mint.

Bramble, Gooch, Carr and Pav... eesh. Harper might be alright if he doesn't have to do any kicking.

Pav coming on it seems.

Me dads mate is the scout who brought Matty Pattison to the club. I hate your dad's mate. HA HA HA!!! My dad jips him all the time about Pattison, even me Mam passes comment when he calls at our house. Also told me about 2 first team squad players + Phil Cave getting arrested which resulted in all 3 having a little stay at Market St Police Station. Cave was meant to get sacked because of this. It's spelt "gyp" and it's a racial slur. I'm sorry to be an a** and point that out, but these types of things upset me. It didn't upset me that you spelled it wrong. To say that you got "gypped" is a racial slur. It is the same as saying that you got "Jewed" except it is against Gypsies. And I wasn't upset; a lot of people don't realize when they say it that it's a slur, so I pointed it out. It may be a dead metaphor, which explains the Wiki reference, but it is a slur, nonetheless. Anyways, as I said, I wasn't trying to put you down or start a fight. Are you serious? It's got nowt to fucking do with gypsies in the context used, you plank. Anyway, good news about Edgar as it looked for a minute he was being written off.

Seriously, though. Isn't this just Paul Dalglish again?

Is it noyoucantlookinheretofikj3?

Paul Robinson? Good try. BUT IT'S NOT THE ONE! Paul Dalglish. Indeed. Legend.