Keefaz

All Arse at the minute.

The commentary's unbelievably shit anyway. No idea what's happening.

Did anyone see Metalist Kharkiv's physio? And John Barnes commenting that despite his size, Wright used to pride himself on being one of the quickest physios. it was mint barnes was calling him fat and things like 'are you suprised he cannot run fast' Barnes can talk, the fat twat.

You saying there might be some kind of... ringer in the team?

our's isn't much bigger! Blackburn population: 105,085 Newcastle population: 189,863 Liverpool population: 469,017 Birmingham population: 970,892 Leeds population: 443,247 Bristol population: 420,556 Aye, but our catchment area is basically the whole of Tyneside which is well over a million.

Despite being a grown man, I still have the odd dream about playing up front for England and the like. However, last night I had a dream where I was training with Joe Cole. The exercise involved us passing a ball between us through a hoop suspended in the air. We were doing that for a bit then I volleyed one through the hoop which hit Cole square in the lunchbox. He went down clutching his crown jewels, and looking up at me, he shouted, 'You wanker! I'll never play for England again!' Anyone else had any recent football dreams? No shower scenes, please.

I think it was John Murray - he is a Middlesbrough fan I turned the sound off after about 10 seconds. Rubbish.

seconded, is the footage online anywhere? No idea. The BBC might have it somewhere.

Someone clever should make an animated GIF of Big Sam's celebrations after the third. Like a fucking gorilla. Also. That commentary on MOTD2 was utterly shite. Dunno who he is, but being a Geordie doesn't make you qualified to commentate a football match.

They should get that Luis Garcia.

Unbelivable that story about Terry. Almost as bad as Shearer. </troll>

Nice pointless thread. I like it.

That's his only expression.

More like: "we're going to take a couple of pictures, Charles" Zog: "You fucking what?"

Looks a canny squad there until you realise half of them are crocked.

Some people might say that charvers were screwed over before they were even born, but that's for another thread. A nice tribute. RIP

Hope there's still a place for Mourinho in the English game. Most interesting manager we've had in this country for a while.

More importantly: why's he only mentioned the chairman and not the manager who signed him? Was he a Freddie purchase, do we think?

In that position, I think I would be tempted by a boycott. That's a fucking disgrace.

I'd like to hear what Roeder has to say about this.

Clutching at straws with that encroachment stuff. Happens every single pen.

Awful pen. Fucking awful.

That Mentalist physio's fatter than ours!

You can sense the hostility. I reckon Revie'd crush Clough, like, if it'd come to blows.

Cloughie's a reet smug sod.