Keefaz

Are you smoking crack?

Pleat: Shut the fuck up, please. He's ruining this fucking match.

Ronaldo should go left wing, I think. Seems acres down there.

I'll say that's Heinze -2, now.

Great defending, lads.

The commentary is such shit.

Christ knows why Ronaldo isn't running at their 5000 year old defence a bit more.

Maldini -1 ... -1 Heinze. Or something.

Saw Bramble in The Gate going down the up escalator. Honestly.

Beautiful goal by Kaka, tbh.

'If United were offered 1-0 now, would they take it?' OF COURSE THEY FUCKING WOULD, YOU PLUM!

Can't see why Pleat was trying to give it Cronaldo; Dida touched it twice before it went in, ffs.

Congratulations, you've found the only thing worse than Stephen Carr. Christ. That was shite.

How about Kingsley Black Steve Phillips Vitālijs Astafjevs Sergei Baltacha These are too random. Who?!

He is a cheating fuck... but also a top quality player.

Didn't really see anyone else challenging for either, so... No doubt Mourinho'll bitch about this too.

Me too. Decent atmos, too, at times.

Ljungberg didn't have pace?

I take your point, but he also had ability and a brain. Like Solano, I suppose.

be nice if we had £30m to spend on a 21 year old who was the finished article aswell. It would be nice, though. He does the hard stuff well, but the 'easier' things he seems to struggle with.

Sheringham did alright. Although, he wasn't a full-back, like.

Stephen Glass

Well, with Martins, Owen, Ameobi and Caroll as our top 4 strikers (probably) we should start looking at where Dyer's going to fit in, I suppose. If Dyer's not going to play on the right or left, I don't think there's a place for him in the first XI.

Jonas Axeldal. Greatest name of all times.

I do think that is a real problem, that he has no real position to speak of, he could he very handy in a few roles but he needs his manager to say "this is where I want you to play, this is where you will play from now on, lets work on what I want you to do in this role". As for drifting in to deep when he was played as a striker in a few games, I seem to remember we could not make a forward pass for love nor money, so he took it upon himself to drop off and pick the ball up, we see lots of top strikers doing that kind of thing, Rooney does it all the time. and before it gets jumped on, no I am not calling Dyer a top striker or compating him to Rooney I am just saying tis not always a bad tihing for one of your front 2 to drop off deeper to pick up the ball. Aye, but Martins is always coming deep as well. It's a hopeless partnership, imo, and I hope we don't play it too bloody often in future.