Keefaz

Milner's an ugly cunt who wears boring boots. He's shit, man, face it.

He's an excellent player to have in the squad, but our outlay for him means that we find it necessary to have him in the starting XI. I'm not sure it helps that the owner loves him to bits, an aal.

Ashton is the best partner for Owen when fit, imo.

Liverpool.

Wasn't really his fault, tbh. Bit of a dive by Santa Cruz, I think.

Don't see how he can be dropped. What kind of message would it send out? 'Doesn't matter how well you're playing, I'll pick the established players regardless'?

Tugay was also sent off, btw, for a dive by Hamann.

Another shite refereeing performance at Ewood by the looks of it.

Cagliari deserve something out this, I reckon.

Can't be arsed with this diving. It's a joke.

munble...ahrmfix..hmm....coughbung

It's all happening!

Nice goalkeeping.

Nedved's challenge was a bit fucking naughty, there.

Went to Trillions in full goth makup, so probably wasn't recognised.

Tbh, I think they both want her unless they're mental or gay. She's not very good at doing anything but looking foxy, like.

Heard he ran his legs off, covered every blade of grass, pulling strings.

That Del Piero's shit. What was that?!

Fucking boring, tbh. Only half-watching.

Think Given is the better keeper, but he probably needs a kick up the arse as much as anyone else.

Shola if he's about. Very good pen taker.

This Cagliari pitch looks tiny.

Aye, it'll be great to see Joey B in the black and white. Think we'll look a much more balanced team once he gets fit.

I know it will look like I'm sticking up for Nicky Butt, and I am a little bit, but people have to understand that giving the ball away is something that comes from trying to make things happen. Not everything will come off, but alternative is someone like Parker who very rarely gave the ball away but never actually created anything and stifled our forward play.

Back, and a bit pissed. Think people should leave off Butt. Twice as good as Geremi today, tbh.