Keefaz

"He often says to me, 'Glenn, I had forgotten what it was like to be pain-free, it is a great feeling to be able to move and stride without any thought in my mind that it is going to hurt me'. Fuck off, Glenn. He's never said that, has he? Honestly?

We're fantastic away from home.

I don't think he'll ever be a true DM, but he can be a good all-energy destructive player in the Robbie Savage sense. He's come in for excessive criticism, imo, partly because Roeder has not yet given him a clearly defined role other than, I reckon: 'Go out there and be Steven Gerrard/Roy Keane/Makalele today, Scotty'.

You need to bring back Blitzkreig Bop that was played a few seasons ago. Play in this order: Home Newcastle (Read out teams) Blitzkreig Bop Blaydon races O Fortuna Prem League Anthem Local Hero Oh, and if your also the PA guy. You'll do a shout out to Nick Kane in the Gallowgate Tell you what. Why don't you just burn him a CD?

It's a lot harder if you don't play for Brazil, like.

I thought it was alright. I just couldn't think of a response.

Is this sarcasm?

It was canny for a bit when it looked like Bayern might actually do something.

I take back everything i said about wanting to play like Gatusso. He went down like a bag of spuds there.

It's been up and down.

I heard if Bayern lose, Hitzfeld is guaranteed Newcastle manager by the start of the transfer window.

Dunno why you're watching that, tbh.

Just score, you Nazis!

How they haven't fucking scored...

Lol!

Howay, you German bastards.

I'm sure he didn't play? Great work from the BBC Suspended, I think. And no surprise given how he plays.

Love to see Bayern get one back.

Get in!

Also, I'd love to hear the A-Team theme at half-time.

Dunno why Inzaghi didn't have a pop.

I like to think if I'd been a professional player I'd be like Gattuso: great in the tackle but shit at everything else.

It was funny when I did it.

Beckenbauer looking a bit pissed off.

2-0 Inzaghi!