Keefaz

Colin, you've already spoilt it for everyone.

Jon, you're a fucking hound. A HOUND.

Maybe he's lying.

West Brommers seem to think he was shite.

Smooth.

Players seemed to be passing and finding space better. Dunno if that's work on the training pitch or just confidence. Whichever: good work.

Watch your f***ing mouth. Yet if you called him the new Titus Bramble, he'd think that was complimenting him.

Harsh on Cabaye, generous on Shola. Thought Shola was great when he came on, tbh. Has been superb in that role every time he's come on, I reckon. Just chills everything out.

Papiss'll be fine. Colo might be a worry, but he's such a fit player in general.

Well done, lads. Majority of problems seem to be focussed in the Williamson-Simpson zone...

Beautiful, Jonas.

Shola's probably world-class at seeing a game out. Insane.

Uh oh. Throw-in.

Shola is surprisingly good sometimes. Mind-boggling.

Hilarious ball.

Wake up, you dozy tits.

Trying my usual tomato sauce with courgette, btw.

Ferguson, you nippy wee radgie.

Nice one, Fergus.

Aye, stop the game there. Why not. Let's just have a fucking nap.

Roy.

"Shall we boo a player for you?"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU FUCKING CUNTS.

Should've been the sub anyway: Cisse <> Shola.

Cisse, man.