Keefaz

Campbell to go in goal. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.

Navas has been really good at times.

Is Greece the baldest nation in Europe?

Campbell has spent all of ET on his arse.

Costa Rica handicapped by losing a man to a red card. Greece handicapped by being Greek.

Yep. Crica are knackered.

Brilliant shot.

Shake hands properly. Knobs.

That Samsung ad is absolutely balls.

Is Karagounis related in any way to Robert De Niro? Must be.

Would be wicked if an outfield player had to go in goal for the shootout.

His son calls him Papa Papastathopoulos.

You're fucking joking. I just went for a piss.

Ref is slowing the game down more than the Costa Ricans, tbf.

Some of their food's alright.

Disagree, solid flag. Aye. The flag's fine. I mean, some Greek things are alright. Just the football's fucking turgid.

These balls forward, man.

He doesn't even look Greek.

Campbell, you arse.

NOFC?

Greece are going through, aren't they? Ah, man.

He's Portuguese. Looks Greek. They all look the same, tbf. We're all thinking it.

The quality here is absolutely desperate.

Lee Dixon gets almost every call wrong. How's that work?

Technically, the Greeks are absolutely rubbish at times. Worse than us, even.